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2025-01-15 11:15:01 UTC
Donald Trump given Secret Service codename "Shithead"
WASHINGTON, DCEver since Harry Truman was dubbed "General" in 1945, it's
become a well-known tradition that the Secret Service refers to the
Commander-in-Chief by a special nickname. President-elect Donald Trump is no
exception and according to inside sources, will now be addressed by his new
codename, "Shithead".
Previous Secret Service codenames have included "Renegade" for Barack Obama,
"Rawhide" for Ronald Reagan, and "Lancer" for JFK, but perhaps none has
captured the essence of its owner quite like "Shithead" does Donald Trump.
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"This was actually a really easy one," explained White House Communications
Deputy Director Sam Copeland. "Usually it takes several rounds of discussion
and voting to arrive at the name, but with Trump we sat down with the team
and all 17 of us literally blurted it out in unison. We tried to continue
spitballing, but there was no point. When you reach the summit of Everest
you don't keep climbing, do you?"
https://www.cbc.ca/comedy/funnystuff/donald-trump-given-secret-service-codename-shithead-1.3896274
Umm, why are you posting an article from a joke site from about ten years ago?WASHINGTON, DCEver since Harry Truman was dubbed "General" in 1945, it's
become a well-known tradition that the Secret Service refers to the
Commander-in-Chief by a special nickname. President-elect Donald Trump is no
exception and according to inside sources, will now be addressed by his new
codename, "Shithead".
Previous Secret Service codenames have included "Renegade" for Barack Obama,
"Rawhide" for Ronald Reagan, and "Lancer" for JFK, but perhaps none has
captured the essence of its owner quite like "Shithead" does Donald Trump.
Donald Trump visited by mysterious blond at his hotel, claims they're
"friends" Trump appoints catastrophic oil spill as head of environmental
protection
"This was actually a really easy one," explained White House Communications
Deputy Director Sam Copeland. "Usually it takes several rounds of discussion
and voting to arrive at the name, but with Trump we sat down with the team
and all 17 of us literally blurted it out in unison. We tried to continue
spitballing, but there was no point. When you reach the summit of Everest
you don't keep climbing, do you?"
https://www.cbc.ca/comedy/funnystuff/donald-trump-given-secret-service-codename-shithead-1.3896274
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